Torchwood Recap Index

Hey, Scavenger Thing
1x01 - Everything Changes
Episode Grade: A-
After a lot of running around, a fair bit of murder and suicide and a little amnesia, P.C. Gwen Cooper joins up with Captain Jack Harkness and Torchwood.

Any Doe
1x02 - Day One
Episode Grade: C+
Let's talk about sex, baby.

Hm, I Echo Angst
1x03 - Ghost Machine
Episode Grade: A-
Owen gets himself some character development when the crew find a machine that shows echoes of the past.

Moany B Crew
1x04 - Cyberwoman
Episode Grade: C
Ianto's robot girlfriend is not nearly as cool as Sharon Agathon.

All LSD Worms
1x05 - Small Worlds
Episode Grade: C-
The crew have literally no effect whatsoever on the events of the episode, so... why were they even there, again?

Die-Cut Corny
1x06 - Countrycide
Episode Grade: D
It turns out it's man!

Frisking Eggbeaters
1x07 - Greeks Bearing Gifts
Episode Grade: A
Tosh finally gets her character development on, falling in love and reading minds and all kinds of hoo-hah, and she actually is maybe the best character on the show. Huh.

Geez! Key Up, Nihilist Elk!
1x08 - They Keep Killing Suzie
Episode Grade: A+
...But I wish they wouldn't, because Suzie is AWESOME.

Oh, Modern Ass
1x09 - Random Shoes
Episode Grade: F
If anyone needs me, I'll be over here watching paint dry, because I need some excitement after this dross. Watching paint dry INSIDE MY THROAT, that is. Because I DRANK it. Because this episode SUCKED SO MUCH.

Emo Outfit
1x10 - Out Of Time
Episode Grade: A+
A passenger plane from the '50s falls through time to the present day, and beauty ensues.

Mob Cat
1x11 - Combat
Episode Grade: B-
The first rule of Fight Club homages is... Screw it, I've never even seen that film. So, right, Owen infilrates a bunch of nihilists who are beating the crap out of Weevils for fun.

A Nap 'n' Heartsick Jacks
1x12 - Captain Jack Harkness
Episode Grade: A-
Captain Jack Harkness makes out with Captain Jack Harkness, and there is a "jacking off" joke in there somewhere, and I am not above making it.

Defy? No! Sad.
1x13 - End Of Days
Episode Grade: D
It's a completely incoherent mess, making it a fairly fitting end to the season.